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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Sen. Mitch McConnell: Needs Ohio's Crest Toothpaste

CINCINNATI (TDB) -- Check out U.S. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell's bad teeth in the "See a dentist, Mitch" video. McConnell is from Kentucky and all my life I've heard this quip:

Q. Who's got the toughest job in Kentucky?

A. The tooth fairy.

Maybe the folks who run Proctor & Gamble in Cincinnati can ship the Republican senator a truckload of Crest toothpaste. It probably would do him more good right now than a PAC full of campaign contributions.

(H/T to Charles Foster Kane for steering TDB to the clip. And to whoever runs the HillbillyReport -- kudos for a great sense of the absurd from the Bluegrass country.)

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