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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

A Terse Summary Of The Candidates So Far: Courtesy Of Ohiosphere's Clark Street

CINCINNATI (TDB) -- Clark Street's short guide to the 2008 candidates is wickedly satirical:

CLINTON: Is the applause meter on?
ROMNEY: Thanks to the Internet, my positions are now available in real time.
KUCINICH: We shall overcome, and we shall do it with drum circles.

There is wit aimed at all -- those still in and those now out this Super Tuesday morning. And Clark Street's Westender should be headed to Leno's side -- or perhaps get a grotto in the Will Rogers Hall of Fame -- as the creator of such pungently humorous prose.

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