CINCINNATI (TDB) -- Clark Street's short guide to the 2008 candidates is wickedly satirical:
CLINTON: Is the applause meter on?
ROMNEY: Thanks to the Internet, my positions are now available in real time.
KUCINICH: We shall overcome, and we shall do it with drum circles.
There is wit aimed at all -- those still in and those now out this Super Tuesday morning. And Clark Street's Westender should be headed to Leno's side -- or perhaps get a grotto in the Will Rogers Hall of Fame -- as the creator of such pungently humorous prose.