Kim Jong-iL in Hell: Dead North Korean Dictator's Twitter Account Alive With Observations About Arrival in Hades
Kim From Hell: Pol Pot Favors Monogamy
Somebody has created Kim Jong il in Hell, where the departed North Korean dictator is Tweeting about his arrival in Satan's domain. Best line: "Hitler is a lot shorter in person." And: "Sharing female conquest stories with JFK and Henry VIII by a warm fire. Pol Pot is killing the buzz with his preachy support of monogamy." Yes, he's bumped into Steve Jobs. Oh wow!!! Nothing about Elvis -- maybe he's alive after all. Who knew there were cellphones in hell. 4G? But the bill must be heck to pay, and the service contract lasts forever.