Kim Jong-iL in Hell: Dead North Korean Dictator's Twitter Account Alive With Observations About Arrival in Hades

Kim From Hell: Pol Pot Favors Monogamy

Somebody has created Kim Jong il in Hell, where the departed North Korean dictator is Tweeting about his arrival in Satan's domain. Best line: "Hitler is a lot shorter in person." And: "Sharing female conquest stories with JFK and Henry VIII by a warm fire. Pol Pot is killing the buzz with his preachy support of monogamy."  Yes, he's bumped into Steve Jobs.  Oh wow!!!  Nothing about Elvis -- maybe he's alive after all.  Who knew there were cellphones in hell.  4G?  But the bill must be heck to pay, and the service contract lasts forever.