CINCINNATI (TDB) -- Thanks to a poll by The Associated Press and Ipsos we now know that Americans who believe in flying saucers and ghosts outnumber those who think President George W. Bush is doing a good job. Spooky, isn't it? The details are here. Still, there is some good news for Vice President Dick Cheney -- only 19% accept the idea of spells and witchcraft.
Meanwhile, U.S. Rep. Dennis Kucinich, OH-10, is reported to have seen a UFO while smelling the roses in Shirley MacLaine's yard. But the Cleveland Democrat's presidential campaign is running at about 1 percent in the national polls, so he's trailing both Bush and E.T.'s buddies. Maybe it's time for Kucinich to fold and call home . . .