Question For Ohio Bizzyblog's Tom Blumer: When Have You Ever Been To Iraq?

CINCINNATI (TDB) -- Mr. Bizzyblog writes from the confines of Mason, Ohio, a comfortable Cincinnati suburb where an occasional traffic jam on I-75 may be life's greatest inconvenience. That, and those pesky tourists who clog Interstate 71 when they visit Kings Island. But Tom Blumer, the proprietor of Bizzyblog is torqued. Why? Because Barack Obama hasn't visited Iraq for 900 days:

"Oh, and remind Obama that he hasn't been to Iraq in over 900 days. So he'd best go to an airport, notify air traffic control, start flapping those ears (snicker, snicker) and get over here."

So Tom, knowing of your interest and strong opinions about the Middle East, the Muslim religion, the war -- and your view that people should visit Iraq -- when are you going? Have you bought a ticket yet? Have you notified air traffic control that Bizzyblog will be filing from the front lines? How many days has it been since your last visit, if ever? Or is your comment about Obama flapping his ears just you flapping your lips. Or was it diarrhea of the keyboard? Nine hundred days days without visiting Iraq? Tell us, when did you last take a stroll around Baghdad, and is it lovely at this time of year?