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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Ohio Clinical Study Seeks Toilet Paper Testers: Get Wiped Out On The Job

CINCINNATI (TDB) -- Hill Top Research in Cincinnati says it is looking for men who are ready to sit down on the job and commune with a commode. And it will even pay them for the potty breaks. A recruiting ad appeared on page A-8 of today's Cincinnati Enquirer:

"If visits to the throne are making you feel like a king, you're the man for us! Test toilet paper at Hill Top Research! Qualifying men 18 to 65 years of age will receive up to $125 for their time & travel."

No details on what the exact qualifications might be when the testers start work on January 21. Perhaps being full of it is a requirement? Hill Top does market research and product testing for major corporations, including Cincinnati consumer products giant Procter & Gamble. It appears the poopers who will turn pro for the toilet paper tests are being sought in Cincy, Miamiville, St. Petersburg, Fla., and in Arizona and Manitoba.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe you should send this to John J. in Goshen. Michael