CINCINNATI (TDB) -- Hill Top Research in Cincinnati says it is looking for men who are ready to sit down on the job and commune with a commode. And it will even pay them for the potty breaks. A recruiting ad appeared on page A-8 of today's Cincinnati Enquirer:
"If visits to the throne are making you feel like a king, you're the man for us! Test toilet paper at Hill Top Research! Qualifying men 18 to 65 years of age will receive up to $125 for their time & travel."
No details on what the exact qualifications might be when the testers start work on January 21. Perhaps being full of it is a requirement? Hill Top does market research and product testing for major corporations, including Cincinnati consumer products giant Procter & Gamble. It appears the poopers who will turn pro for the toilet paper tests are being sought in Cincy, Miamiville, St. Petersburg, Fla., and in Arizona and Manitoba.
Maybe you should send this to John J. in Goshen. Michael
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